Borrowerz

Rando Man's "frandz" ask to borrow a CD.
Rando Man: Hey, Rando Dan. Do we have [this CD]?
Rando Dan: Wait, who wants it? Creeper?
Rando Man: Yeah.
Rando Dan: It's going to someone of a higher priority.
Rando Man: When will we get it back?
Rando Dan: I don't know. It could be weeks! It could be a day!
Rando Man: Ok, I'll tell them someone else has it.

The "frandz" ask to borrow Rando Man's ID.
Rando Dan: What are these kids? Borrowerz4LyfE? You should ask them to borrow something right now. Like a comb, because my brother has to comb his long, beautiful hair and his comb broke even though it says it's "unbreakable".
Rando Man: Because you know broski's trying to comb out his dreadlocks. You know how broski is.
Rando Dan: Did you answer them yet?
Rando Man: I'm doing that now.
Rando Dan: "R U STOOPZ?"
Rando Man: LOL should I write that? Will they get it?
Rando Dan: No, they won't... "R U LINSANE?"

Rando Man: Ok, I told them no.
Rando Dan: What'd they say?
Rando Man: "It's ok, thanks anyway"
Rando Dan: "UR A JOKE!"

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #5

Rando Man: I'm making pool ball cupcakes!
Rando Dan: Poo balls?
Rando Man: Haha, yes. Poo balls.

*burns a batch of cupcakes*
Called those ones poo balls.

Pretty Lame

RandoMan does something rando in Starcraft 2.

RandoDan: wow that's pretty lame. wow.

RandoMan: LAME IS "A physical disability is any impairment which limits the physical function of one or more limbs or fine or gross motor ability. Other physical disabilities include impairments which limit other facets of daily living, such as respiratory disorders and epilepsy."

RandoDan: Wow that's pretty lame.

A few days later, RandoDan is doing biology homework.

"Cows that are given bGH injections are more prone to health problems like lameness. . ."

RandoDan: ...wow..that's pretty lame...LOLOLOLOL

Forgetfulness

RandoDan sitting on the couch doing a sudoku puzzle
RandoDan: Gotta sit here and finish these sudoku puzzles... gotta prevent... what's that disease called? the one where you don't remember things...
RandoMan: Alzheimer's?
RandoDan: ...yeah, that's the one
-5 seconds later-
LOLOLOL
RandoMan: That was a derp
RandoDan: Herp. Here's our next blog post
-No one posts it-

A day after

RandoMan: Got any rando encounters today?
RandoDan: Nope.
RandoMan: What was our last rando encounter?
RandoDan: uhh...WAIT...THERE WAS DR. OZ...BROSKI WASN'T ON... IT WAS BEFORE DRAWING ON THE PIZZA BOX....WHAT WAS IT???
RandoMan: I remember what it was, it's pretty funny right now
RandoDan: What was it?
RandoMan: You were doing sudoku and-
RandoDan: OHHH...
LOLOLOLOLOL

Rando Dan Discovery #1

Rando Dan is trying to learn a song on the piano. Rando Man points out that it's just moving up in octaves.
Rando Dan: It all makes sense now! There are patterns in music!

StarJeweled + Flashpoint = ???

Playing StarJeweled with RandoMan

RandoMan: "I've got the solution"
-Energy is over 500-
RandoDan: Scorpio
RandoMan clicks R, summons Colossus

-10 seconds without a match-
...no joy

INB4: Pizza Pockets and Stefano Faita

Rando Dan and Rando Man made Pizza Pockets. The box claims there are "no unpronounceable ingredients!"

Rando Man challenges Rando Dan to read them.
Rando Dan: water, pepperoni... sea salt... smoke flavour?
Rando Man: LIQUID SMOKE
Rando Dan turns on the TV. In the Kitchen with Stefano Faita is on and he's making a pulled pork sandwich with liquid smoke.
Rando Dan: WHAAAAAT?!
INB4


Next, Stefano Faita makes a muffuletta sandwich. He takes a large loaf of bread, cuts it in half, removes the delicious fluffy inside part, and promptly gathers it together...
Rando Dan and Rando Man: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!
...and discards it.
Stefano Faita: It's out of this world.

INB4: Rachael Ray

Rando Dan and Rando Man watching Rachael Ray
Rachael Ray is making "pig skins" instead of potato skins = potatoes wrapped in bacon
Rando Dan and Rando Man thought she was going to use actual pig skins, like the barbecue pigs hanging in the windows of Chinatown
Rachael Ray announces she will make egg rolls after the commercial break
Rando Man: What's next? Wontons?
Rando Dan: Nah. Mantous.
Rachael Ray's egg rolls were made with wonton wrappers.
INB4