Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Pretty Lame

RandoMan does something rando in Starcraft 2.

RandoDan: wow that's pretty lame. wow.

RandoMan: LAME IS "A physical disability is any impairment which limits the physical function of one or more limbs or fine or gross motor ability. Other physical disabilities include impairments which limit other facets of daily living, such as respiratory disorders and epilepsy."

RandoDan: Wow that's pretty lame.

A few days later, RandoDan is doing biology homework.

"Cows that are given bGH injections are more prone to health problems like lameness. . ."

RandoDan: ...wow..that's pretty lame...LOLOLOLOL

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Rando Man push up log - week 1

http://hundredpushups.com/week1.html column 1

Day 1 max: 7
Rando Dan: 5... You got this, do one more. 6 is a nice number. 6... Nobody likes 6! Do one more! 7... Ok you're good.
Day 2 max: 7

Day 3 max: 8

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Rando Man promises to go running

Watching Flashpoint where this girl is running from her abductor in the woods.
This reminds Rando Man of an old commercial.

Rando Man: Stay fit because you never know! Rando Dan, we're going running in the spring!

This song is going on Rando Man's playlist while running from imaginary abductors as motivation. (Lungo filaccio - Roberto Cardinali)

Friday, February 17, 2012


RandoDan sitting on the couch doing a sudoku puzzle
RandoDan: Gotta sit here and finish these sudoku puzzles... gotta prevent... what's that disease called? the one where you don't remember things...
RandoMan: Alzheimer's?
RandoDan: ...yeah, that's the one
-5 seconds later-
RandoMan: That was a derp
RandoDan: Herp. Here's our next blog post
-No one posts it-

A day after

RandoMan: Got any rando encounters today?
RandoDan: Nope.
RandoMan: What was our last rando encounter?
RandoMan: I remember what it was, it's pretty funny right now
RandoDan: What was it?
RandoMan: You were doing sudoku and-
RandoDan: OHHH...

Monday, February 13, 2012

Rando Dan Discovery #1

Rando Dan is trying to learn a song on the piano. Rando Man points out that it's just moving up in octaves.
Rando Dan: It all makes sense now! There are patterns in music!

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

StarJeweled + Flashpoint = ???

Playing StarJeweled with RandoMan

RandoMan: "I've got the solution"
-Energy is over 500-
RandoDan: Scorpio
RandoMan clicks R, summons Colossus

-10 seconds without a match-
...no joy

Friday, February 03, 2012

INB4: Pizza Pockets and Stefano Faita

Rando Dan and Rando Man made Pizza Pockets. The box claims there are "no unpronounceable ingredients!"

Rando Man challenges Rando Dan to read them.
Rando Dan: water, pepperoni... sea salt... smoke flavour?
Rando Dan turns on the TV. In the Kitchen with Stefano Faita is on and he's making a pulled pork sandwich with liquid smoke.
Rando Dan: WHAAAAAT?!

Next, Stefano Faita makes a muffuletta sandwich. He takes a large loaf of bread, cuts it in half, removes the delicious fluffy inside part, and promptly gathers it together...
Rando Dan and Rando Man: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!
...and discards it.
Stefano Faita: It's out of this world.

Thursday, February 02, 2012

INB4: Rachael Ray

Rando Dan and Rando Man watching Rachael Ray
Rachael Ray is making "pig skins" instead of potato skins = potatoes wrapped in bacon
Rando Dan and Rando Man thought she was going to use actual pig skins, like the barbecue pigs hanging in the windows of Chinatown
Rachael Ray announces she will make egg rolls after the commercial break
Rando Man: What's next? Wontons?
Rando Dan: Nah. Mantous.
Rachael Ray's egg rolls were made with wonton wrappers.