Friday, March 30, 2012

Rando Man push up log - week 4  column 2

Day 1 max: 11

Day 2 attempt
Could not do the first 10 push ups. Did 8, then 12, then gave up. I think I might have to go back to week 1.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Rando Man push up log - week 3

Back from hiatus.

Exhaustion test: 8
Rando Man: I'm going to shower *SCV pose*
Rando Dan: Waaaait. Do push ups first.
Rando Man: ... Fine.  column 2

Day 1 max: 7

Day 2 max: 10

Day 3 max: 10

Rando Running Log - week 1
Walk 6 minutes, jog 1 minute, 3 times

Rando Man: Get clearance from your doctor?
Rando Dan: SIKE.

Day 1 - Saturday March 24
Rando Man broke a nail and got a cut on the other hand. WHAT A JOKE.

Day 2 -

Day 3 -

The weather decided to be a joke and start snowing again. The randos have put this aside until the weather decides to cooperate.

Rando Man and Rando Dan go running

Earlier, Rando Man was scared shitless motivated by an episode of Flashpoint to start running [post linked here].

Goal: run 30 minutes by the end of 8 weeks
Program from
Three days a week: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Start: Saturday March 24
End: Saturday May 19

Motivation: "Stay fit because you never know", Flashpoint, and osteoporosis prevention

The weather: SIKE! It's not warm enough anymore!
-postponed until further notice-

Thursday, March 22, 2012


Rando Man's "frandz" ask to borrow a CD.
Rando Man: Hey, Rando Dan. Do we have [this CD]?
Rando Dan: Wait, who wants it? Creeper?
Rando Man: Yeah.
Rando Dan: It's going to someone of a higher priority.
Rando Man: When will we get it back?
Rando Dan: I don't know. It could be weeks! It could be a day!
Rando Man: Ok, I'll tell them someone else has it.

The "frandz" ask to borrow Rando Man's ID.
Rando Dan: What are these kids? Borrowerz4LyfE? You should ask them to borrow something right now. Like a comb, because my brother has to comb his long, beautiful hair and his comb broke even though it says it's "unbreakable".
Rando Man: Because you know broski's trying to comb out his dreadlocks. You know how broski is.
Rando Dan: Did you answer them yet?
Rando Man: I'm doing that now.
Rando Dan: "R U STOOPZ?"
Rando Man: LOL should I write that? Will they get it?
Rando Dan: No, they won't... "R U LINSANE?"

Rando Man: Ok, I told them no.
Rando Dan: What'd they say?
Rando Man: "It's ok, thanks anyway"
Rando Dan: "UR A JOKE!"

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #7

Buff rando: *poses in a seated position*
Ulysses: Alms for a child of misfortune.
Buff rando: *coleslaw*

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Hungry African children

Overheard on the subway...
Rando: Look at these people scrambling for a seat. They're like hungry African children going after some bread.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Rando Man push up log - hiatus

Exams until Thursday. BRB.

Will do exhaustion test again and go from there.

(Wooooaahhhh sometimes, I take a hiatus)

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #5

Rando Man: I'm making pool ball cupcakes!
Rando Dan: Poo balls?
Rando Man: Haha, yes. Poo balls.

*burns a batch of cupcakes*
Called those ones poo balls.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #4

Wooooaahhhh sometimes, I eat a few raisins. Yea.

Wooooaahhhh sometimes, I run into electric fences. Yea.
I get a feeling that I never never knew, never had before. No, no. 
It's not a good feeling. Yea.

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #3

Free cookies! Happy 100th birthday Oreo! (March 6, 1912)

Rando Dan's Why My Day Was Awesome #3

Playing catch at the age of 17 like a bauss.
Tossing an LED poi ball across the living room with RandoMan.
Working on eye hand coordination hoping to do rando team juggling in the future.

Monday, March 05, 2012

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #2

Rando Dan told Rando Man a story about when they were kids.

Little Rando Dan would purposely tie knots in a string attached to a compass and ask Little Rando Man to untie it. After Rando Man untied it successfully, Rando Dan would purposely tie more knots. Rando Man thought it was getting tangled up on its own and was trying to be helpful.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Rando Dan's Why My Day Was Awesome #2

mfw watching Starcraft 2 song parodies:

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #1

Peanut butter and strawberry jam on white bread. 'nuff said.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Rando Dan's Why My Day Was Awesome #1

The Sims 4 Unofficial Trailer


Friday, March 02, 2012

Rando Man push up log - week 2 column 1

Day 1 max: 9

Day 2 max: 8

Day 3 max: 8

Exhaustion test: 11
*rumbling noises*
Rando Dan: Is that your tummy?
Rando Man: Yes. *laughing while holding plank* *ekes out 2 more push-ups and gets one-upped by Rando Dan*