Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #7

Buff rando: *poses in a seated position*
Ulysses: Alms for a child of misfortune.
Buff rando: *coleslaw*

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #6

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Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #5

Rando Man: I'm making pool ball cupcakes!
Rando Dan: Poo balls?
Rando Man: Haha, yes. Poo balls.

*burns a batch of cupcakes*
Called those ones poo balls.

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #4

Wooooaahhhh sometimes, I eat a few raisins. Yea.

Wooooaahhhh sometimes, I run into electric fences. Yea.

I get a feeling that I never never knew, never had before. No, no. 

It's not a good feeling. Yea.

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #3

Free cookies! Happy 100th birthday Oreo! (March 6, 1912)

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #2

Rando Dan told Rando Man a story about when they were kids.

Little Rando Dan would purposely tie knots in a string attached to a compass and ask Little Rando Man to untie it. After Rando Man untied it successfully, Rando Dan would purposely tie more knots. Rando Man thought it was getting tangled up on its own and was trying to be helpful.

Rando Man's Why My Day Was Awesome #1

Peanut butter and strawberry jam on white bread. 'nuff said.