Kanye West - I Don't Like (ft. Big Sean, Chief Keef, Jadakiss & Pusha T)

Everyday phrases that have been ruined

Girl, you talk to much. Shut up. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$)

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I'm the beeeeest - unknown origins

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"Greeze and truss" the turkey

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Bonus lolz, not a ruined phrase:

Drake recently got his high school diploma.
Rando Dan: How old is Drake?
Rando Man: Hold on... 25 sittin' on 25 mil, ohh that's how you feel? That's really how you feel? ... *checks Wikipedia* Yep. 25.

(Drake - The Motto)

CONGRATS DRIZZY =D

BALLS!

Rando Man watching some TV show introducing some restaurants in the city. The show hosts sit down with the chef or owner of the restaurant and they show different dishes they have.
Boss man: Here we have some cheese bread.
Trolling host: They look like balls.
Rando Man: REALLY, LADY? You just said that?

Rando Man changes the channel to BROSKI'S COOKING SHOW (In the Kitchen with Stefano Faita) where he's making shortbread cookies and...
Stefano Faita: you want to shape them into balls
Rando Dan: HE KNOWS! He just knows!

Rando Man push up log - week 2

Forgot that week 1 was finished and did column 2, day 3 again.
http://hundredpushups.com/week1.html
Max: 9


http://hundredpushups.com/week2.html - column 2

Day 1 max:

Day 2 max:

Day 3 max:

Rando Man push up log - week 1 (again!)

http://hundredpushups.com/week1.html - column 2

Day 1 max: 6

Day 2 max: 8

Day 3 max: 10

Rando Man push up log - initial test

Starting over again...

Initial test: 6

INDIRECT TROLL

Facebook friend posts picture of a giant cookie "shaped like the titanic"
Rando Dan: Heyyy that kinda looks like a Pokemon. *Googles krabby*
Rando Man: OH MAN IT DOES! IT'S TOO GOOD. *posts URL in comment*
Rando Dan: *reaches over and hits enter*
Rando Man: WHY DID WE DO THAT?! I'm gonna get unfriended or so something!